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2017--2021

--Few records survive from this period of time, and as such there is much that is not known about the 45th president of the United States, apart from these scant facts: Though he earned the most electoral votes in the U.S. presidential election of 2016, he lost the popular vote by nearly 3 million votes; at the time of his election he was the oldest, and wealthiest, president to date; and until his swearing-in he had never held a job in public service.

 

--In 2019 the 45th president was impeached for soliciting the interference of a foreign government (Ukraine) in the 2020 U.S. national election, compromising the national security of the United States and undermining the integrity of the U.S. democratic process. In January 2021, a week before he was due to leave office, he was impeached for inciting a mob of his supporters to storm the U.S. Capitol building in an attempt to halt the certification of the 2020 U.S. presidential election by Congress. To date he remains the 3rd president to ever be impeached, and the only one ever impeached twice.

--Some legends say that he was a brutish, small-minded worshiper of the Etruscan god Orcus, while others tell that he was a partially lobotomized puppet ruler controlled by a series of self-aware, coded algorithms.

 --Still other tales reveal that he was a kind of parasitic honey fungus that had been lurking across nearly 2,400 acres of soil in the Blue Mountains of Oregon, before budding a humanoid avatar that would, through a series of unlikely events, eventually become the 45th president of the United States.

--He was said to live in a great golden tower or dome, and during his administration the country split into ten thousand tribes of peoploids that scavenged the ruined cities like packs of dogs.